sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

(via endlesslyinloveandforeverlost)

unnostalgic:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online? like you’re fresh out of the womb and already ready to join gmail.

(via endlesslyinloveandforeverlost)

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno, via forever-and-alwayss)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via forever-and-alwayss)

"I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."
- Elena Gilbert (via wryer)

(Source: camsoxytocinn, via endlesslyinloveandforeverlost)